This is chappie 1 of my little ficcy. The prologue can be found here: [link] Erm, why write a story where 2D becomes a girl? Well, to explain my cosplay outfit I'm putting together, of course! XD Well, if people recognize what character I'm playing they'll all be like, "WTF! You're a gurl! Gerls can't be guys!" And I will say, "Au contraire, my tiny-dicked friend! For you see, I am 2D after he has mysteriously been turned into a Wommin. One day, he awoke to find his little friend went missing." "W/e, you suck. Im going to go eat shit and lick a donkey's balls, kthnxbye!" Or whatever it is those monkey-brains do.

Anyway, this is unbeta'd so mind the mistakes. I got a beta now, though. I just couldn't wait to post this. So, D's and Mud's dialogue is not written in any specific accent yet. It will though, and when it is fixed it'll be found here: [link]

Um, yeah, this chappie has some naughty language in it so if you don't like it, piss on Muds 'cause he made me do it (that's why I'm giving it the Mature Content treatment). Um, eventually it will be 2D/Muds shipping, but that won't happen for a while and I decided to make a fairly clean version and a poRn version so that everyone can enjoy. ^^

Please leave a tip in the review bucket if you get a chance. I really like it when people comment on my writing, even criticism. But never flames (even if I am a pyro!) So, yeah, enjoy!

Oh yeah, the 'Rillaz are (c) to the Gorillaz Partnership, whatever the hell that is.